According to the forecast of the Ministry of Economic Development of Dark Mordor, this year the population of orks will decrease by 0.55 million, a year later - by another half a million people, and by 2024 this figure will decrease by 1.7 million people compared to last year.

Capitalism is so good, just not for you and not in this life.

The rise in food prices continues on the vast dark plains of Mordor

Thus, the basic set of food products (meat, chicken, fish, milk, bread, etc., 24 items in total) in March grew in price faster than in February and January of the same year. Compared to the same period last year, socially important products have risen in price by 15.6%, that is, almost three times higher than the official inflation.

The new leader in the race for the most expensive products is potatoes. In March, its price grew 10 times faster than the official inflation, adding 58.1% in annual terms. Products such as carrots (+ 48.2%) and sugar (+ 47.5%) are also not far behind. Attention is drawn to the rise in price by a third of a chicken egg, which continued in April.

In Mordor, it was proposed to introduce a mandatory progressive scale of electricity tariffs for the population. With this initiative, the Union of Consumers of Mordor appealed to Prime Minister Mikhail Mishustin.

Note that UCM is just fake capitalist organisation that have nothing to do with consumers.

According to the proposed plan, Mordor orks will be obliged to pay much more for consumption above the maximum rate. As a guideline, it is proposed to set a limit of 100 kilowatt-hours per month per person. At the same time, they will also add 50 kilowatt-hours for each additional person living with him, and in the presence of an electric stove, multiply this coefficient by one and a half times.

Main goal here is to be able to export more coal and electricity abroad.

The chairman of the Consumer Union Petr Shelishch said that each region should be given the right to set a maximum threshold depending on the length of daylight hours or other indicators. He also emphasized that it is reasonable to exponentially raise fees when the limit is exceeded, for example, for every new 100 kilowatt-hours. In his opinion, the prices should be upped significantly and brought closer to economically justified (by big corporations) tariffs.

Just nice.

Late 19th century capitalists and feudals in Mordor

In a typical year, the income from the sale of bread abroad was 431 million rubles. Of these, 180 million were spent on luxury goods for the aristocracy and landowners. Another 140 million Russian merchants and nobles spent in the resorts of Baden-Baden, drank in France, lost in casinos, bought real estate in Europe. As much as one-sixth of the income (58 million rubles) from the sale of grain was spent on something useful like equipment or similar things.

Modern Mordor houses, NONE, I mean 0% of flats in this houses are suitable even for family with one child (as even tiny two rooms flats are only 20%, more than 40% are flats without separate kitchen even).

Such approach allow to have huge profits.

Beef consumption in Mordor in 2020 decreased by 3.4%, to 1.94 million tons, which was the lowest in the last ten years. Such data are provided by the Center for Industry Expertise of the Mordor Plants and Animals Genocide Bank. The head of the National Meat Association Sergey Yushin confirms the trend. According to him, in the face of uncertainty with future income, consumers saved and chose cheaper types of protein, including poultry and pork.

Actually trend is set by largest capitalist agro firms, as beef is least profitable (but best for people) and most expensive (most food and time). This is why they spent billions paying infuencers to prize poultry and pork.

Some of the reasons of price hikes in Mordor:

Tomato imports last year will decreased by 4.2%, amounting to about 518 thousand tons. The key trading partners are traditionally Azerbaijan, China, Morocco, Turkey, and the EAEU countries. Despite the warming of Mordor-Turkish relations, the control over the import of tomatoes from Turkey in 2020 remained at a rather “strict” level, due to which there was not enough space for the expansion of Turkey in the domestic tomato market.

The import of cucumbers also showed a decrease in physical terms, and is only 27% compared to the level of the previous year. Thus, the import of cucumbers in 2020 will be about 69 thousand tons.

Export shipments in 2020 are also hitting records in recent years. At the end of the year, the export of tomatoes from Mordor will amount to about 20.5 thousand tons, which is 17% higher than last year's figure. Export of cucumbers will amount to at least 27 thousand tons, which is 2 times higher than last year.

Prices for air tickets to some especially dark Mordor cities departing in April-June jumped 15-120% compared to 2019.

Tickets from Moscow have risen the most. Thus, the price of a flight from the capital to Naberezhnye Chelny increased by 121%, to Tomsk - by 91%, Nizhnekamsk - by 88%, Cheboksary - by 46%. The cost of air tickets from Moscow to Krasnodar, Rostov-on-Don, Mineralnye Vody, Ulyanovsk, Khanty-Mansiysk, Yakutsk and Syktyvkar increased by 30–36%.

Flights from the Sauron location to Sochi, Kaliningrad, Kazan, Volgograd, Irkutsk, Surgut, Simferopol, as well as from Sochi to St. Petersburg and Rostov-on-Don increased by more than 15%. Flights from Sochi to Perm also significantly increased in price - plus 58%, from Novosibirsk to Nizhnevartovsk - 41%.

Almost all of this increases went into big capitalists pockets and instantly is transferred to offshore accounts.

Sugar producers in the last days of March suspended its sales to retail chains. The factories also do not confirm the volumes of future supplies. The problems began after the announcement that the Cabinet was ready to allocate subsidies to the industry from April 1 for the sale of products at a fixed price of 36 rubles per 1 kg. Manufacturers hope to resume trading after receiving compensation from the government of 5 rubles per kg, the interlocutors of the publication explained. Sugar stocks in distribution centers of large retail chains are decreasing. But retailers argue that consumers are unlikely to have any problems buying items at fixed prices. The Ministry of Agriculture assesses the situation on the sugar market as stable and does not expect a shortage of products.

For a little more than a week, large retail chains have been unable to purchase granulated sugar from producers at a fixed price, according to two market sources. This happened after the government on March 22 announced its readiness to provide subsidies to manufacturers of these products to compensate for their costs from April 1. Thus, factories can receive from the state 5 rubles for each kilogram of sugar that the factories sell to retail chains at a fixed price, that is, 36 rubles per 1 kg.

Manufacturers curtailed their activity amid this news. Factories do not take part in electronic trading, where retailers usually make purchases. The interlocutor explained: the network announces tenders for the purchase of a batch of sugar, for example, 10 tons, but the manufacturers do not react to them. After that, trading companies independently turn to factories to purchase products. But in the end it is not always possible to buy it: manufacturers inform companies that they cannot yet ship the goods. According to the interlocutor of the publication, this situation is not surprising: already from April 1, factories can receive compensation from the government, so now it is unprofitable for them to sell their products.

Everything is amazing here, all the capitalism cancerous qualities are exposed.

More samples

• Penoplex in December cost a wholesale price tag not retail 50 thickness - 4450 now 6550 rubles rise in price 46%
• Film faced plywood Sveza for monolithic slaves in a construction site 18 thickness - 2390 now 3900 price increase 63%
• Rebar price increase across the entire range of 50-80%
• Decking metal price increase of 30%
• Mineral wool from producers from 10-15% price increase

And the funny thing is that the suppliers of materials do not have anything to sale even for such prices. The suppliers say there is no material, they introduce quotas.

All the goods went abroad, or the raw materials from which they produce the material went abroad!

Staggering thing.

At a meeting of the subcommittee on customs-tariff and non-tariff regulation, which took place on March 26, the decision to establish a damper mechanism for the export of sunflower oil was supported. This was reported by the press service of the Ministry of Economic Development.

The export duty will amount to 70%, it will be levied on the difference between the base price and the indicative price. This measure will be applied from September 1, 2021 to September 1, 2022.

Actually it means no export duty until new season. This is that all capitalists wanted as it allows to get huge profits.

The meeting also supported the proposal of the Ministry of Agriculture to establish the export customs duty rate for sunflower seeds at a rate of 50% for the period from July 1, 2021 to September 1, 2022.

Also date is such that it is designed to not prevent destroying resources and preventing reduction of sunflower crop areas.

Lot of sunflower related capitalists can flee country after this or next year and move to their new villas in EU and US.

Mordor exported $ 427.2 million worth of poultry meat in 2020, which is 31% more than in 2019, according to the Center for Agricultural Analytics under the Ministry of Agriculture. In physical terms, the export of poultry meat amounted to 295 thousand tons.

As the head of the center Dmitry Aveltsov said through the press service, the country's internal needs for poultry meat are now fully met, the industry has a great export potential.

Actually, they lie, as this export resulted in highest ever price hike for poultry meat making life of many poor people really miserable. Even more fun is that most of this exports went to China who just printed money out of thin air and never sent back any real product. But capitalists do not care.