The Finest Hours

Perfect sample for collection.

You have one big tanker, sinking. One hysterical girl of no use. And four idiots on amazing rescue mission. Almost forgot. They are also performing rescue mission on a boat that are unsuitable for this mission. As they know that mission is doomed anyway - they don't give a fuck and behave as elite yacht passengers during complete silence.
With time it became boring, so they played some time in "be submarine" game.
Without any navigation, just by pure luck and some gods help they found sinking tanker and got all people on board. Not all, but it does not matter, some did not love god good enough. Three times more than possible for boat, god helped and supported them.
God also silenced storm one minute after they asked.

Thanks god! Amen!

And all this is based on real story. Fuck.

13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi

Film is really waste of anyone time.

US and EU destroyed most infrastructure, except oil and gas facilities. Turned country with best life level in Africa into tightly controlled criminal gangs heaven. Made never ending supply for organs, prostitutes and cheap workers for EU capitalists.

They also made in Benghazi (home of their best criminal friends) embassy and "secret" military and CIA base. Both had been used mostly to organize energy, resources and above mentioned traffic to developed countries.

So, we come to out "heroes". Our "heroes" want to rescue ambassador, but did not make it. No one know why, as they are supermans and each killed at least hundred or more idiots with AK-47. "Heroes" return to their base, and continue very hard shooting exercises killing 2 or 3 thousands of complete idiots. Yet 2 or 3 had brains and finally used mine-thrower. But they only had 3 or 4 mines, sadly. Final. Titles. ISIS and "failed state", blah, blah, blah. Our "heroes" are safe and with their loving families.

Yes, complete and utter bullshit.

The Pursuit of Happyness, 2006

Quite good movie, but. If you turn your brains even for a minute - the veil will fall.

We have farther who badly invested all savings in weird stuff. He is not learning or obtaining skills, he is selling this stuff and it does not sell good. He can not plan ahead, just have illogical hope that things suddenly will change. And they don't.

Suddenly he see expensive sport car and get info that the owner is.. stockbroker.

Finally he has very good plan. Set all real things aside and go into interview to become... no, not broker, intern. Without any compensation for work. For quite long time. Without money and living on the street with small child. And without obtaining skills, again. Sounds not so smart? It is. As it is win-win for owners and lose-lose for interns.

Due to "hard work" he won lottery ticket, became stock broker, got millions, lives in big house and owns sport car. All bough for money of people who live same as he lived before. Each day around 30 people ask who he is. And he recommends amazing chance in interns program in his own firm. It is one year program, no compensation and you must bring more than one million profit to the company to make your application for future work reviewed. Around 90% of all applications are rejected anyway. Usually review committee ask failed applicants to apply for another year, but few agree. They are innate losers.

Except from reality

Chris and Jackie engaged in a 30-day drug induced sexual marathon. They did cocaine to enhance their pleasure. Chris even went back east to New York City to meet Jackie's relatives. After returning to San Francisco and discovering that Jackie was pregnant with his son, Chris told Sherry that he was leaving her. At one point in time he was drugs dealer. He beat his wife time to time.

Gardner did not know the whereabouts of Jackie and Chris Jr. for the first four months of his training. Gardner never emptied out his savings account and was earning money by scamming hotels.

When he was in the training program to become a stock broker Chris Gardner was paid $1,000 a month by Dean Witter. Dean Witter accepted almost all the trainees in reality.

A Hologram for the King

As usual if you have no meaning in your film you need to mumble something about cultures conflict. Short version of the film - bad old western businessman is hired to sell unusable crap to rich oil guys, fails miserably and do few obvious things required by bad script in between.
And he is also not fully sure if it was good decision to move bikes production to China.

10 Cloverfield Lane

Real pinnacle of meaningless stuff.
Authors had been in full blown depression while writing and shooting this stuff, but luckily (for them, not us!) they found pile of good, really powerful drugs. And it shows.

The Road Within, 2014

Three real nutcases go to sea. This is all story in single sentence.
All else is from kind of "look how they managed to swear", "look how we must feel compassion", etc
Not bad, but completely meaningless film.

The Legend of Barney Thomson

Good dark comedy made intentionally meaningless. Some dialogs really deliver.

It is also recommended to watch Saving Mr. Banks right after this, as contrast shower.

Flaskepost fra P

Film about idiots. Idiots in police, religions idiots and one idiot with scissors also related to religion.
So, boys and girls, stay away from capitalists police, religion and idiots, it is time to start reading Lenin's works.

Les Visiteurs : La Révolution

One of the worst sequels ever made (it is 3rd film in series, with two being good fun things, but with big pause).
Absolutely horrible script and execution.

The Man Who Knew Infinity, 2015

Film about quite unusual and talented Indian mathematician. As usual I suggest to check some real story http://blog.stephenwolfram.com/2016/04/who-was-ramanujan/ as film is adapted with added non existing dramas, constantly bringing up god while ignoring many core subjects. Big issue is full miscast on main role as Dev Patel replays his role in Slumdog Millionaire and fit poorly in all the story despite trying really hard.
Script is also of quite poor quality for such film.

Triple 9

Criminals again. Now lots of idiots robbing things and getting killed. Avoid like plague.

The Shallows

One woman, one pretty seagull, and one always hungry shark eating everything including steel.
If you are bored and want to kill some time, it'll do, otherwise it is... shallow.