Driftwood tried hacking the iPhone 4/S with an all-Intra patch, code named "Valkerie Harper". It gave 2K 24p at a bitrate of around 200mb, and was glorious - famed pianist George Shearing himself chose it as his overall favorite at the Zacuto shootout earlier this year. The only hitch was the phone got so hot that once Nick returned it to his front jeans pocket it became heat-grafted to his testicle, as apparently Driftwood rolls commando. Thus the radio silence over the past several months from our most gifted patch maker, as he lies painfully in a Manchester hospital bed getting delicate skin grafts from the inside folds behind his knees, the only area with a similar enough wrinkling for a 1:1 match.

Pretty sure it's called the knape.

Another good phone to hack: