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Norway attempt to make disaster movie. Good visuals, but horrible lack of logic.
Nordic people make scientific station to prevent any disaster to happen, but only idiots are working on it (except one imbecile that have necessary papers with data in his trash).
They have sirens and such, but no such thing as evacuation plan.
But all end up good, except like 90% of town dead, but this does not matter really.
Vertical Limit
Fantasy about climbers as some cheap script writer thinks about them.
Schneider vs. Bax
Bizarre dark drama (not comedy, and not a bad movie).
Story about idiotic killer and completely fucked family. Very sad that some of company stay alive at the end.
Victoria
Absolute horrible shit about one dumb cunt and four drunken criminals.
No editing (as film is advertised as shot in single take), no dialogs (actors can make up them, right? wrong!), no story, no nothing. Just pure idiocy and pretense.
House of Sand and Fog
Highly rated and perfect exemplar for this collection.
Former Iran military who participated in helping stealing oil and other resources to US and western countries and had been granted US citizenship for this (to avoid proper resolution). Shown with some real caricature parts. This is one side.
And quite young cunt, stupid as hell, never working, not having any money, drunken smoker, emotionally like 3 year old child. This is second side.
Both fighting for cheap looking old house.
Horrible police (each and every part of it), horrible tax agency, and many other horrible idiots as background.
All this with good spice of modern US capitalism on top.
The Man in the High Castle, series
Society, idiots and "ideas" that Jeff Bezos and his friends would like to see around.
Plus set of every stamp you ever saw mixed together.
Los cronocrímenes
Not bad film, but example of the script that had been made backwards instead of proper way. Invent something you like and later just match everything even if make no sense.
I vote for Skyfall, superb cinematography in action scenes, but poor shallow script...
old 007 movies = better script + poor action scenes
new 007 movies = poor script + great action scenes
007 over time: technology and cinematography improved, creativity decreased
Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation
No script, no real action, no thriller. Just shit to make money.
Mr. Holmes
Again artists without someone to oversee, looks for nothing, acting without purpose.
And good illustration how Conan Doyle and poor imitations compare in reality.
The Final Girls
Fun thing is that film is quite good and have some good ideas. Add it to the list if you liked Cooties and ZOMBEAVERS.
Star wars: The Force Awakens
Who are you? - I am no one. (c) Game of Thrones
I was raised to do one thing. Wax my carrot. (c) GC
The Dark Side, the Jedi. They are real. (c) cocaine adept
The Force, it is calling to you (knock knock!). Just let it in! (c) new absolute high of marazm
Cop Car
Not bad film, nope. Simple, sometimes realistic.
But characters are very close to ones in films that started this topic.
Cooties
We really needed some competition to ZOMBEAVERS.
You can't eat the teachers!
Terminator Genisys
Another in the series of "CGI plus some cheap unnecessary dialogs in between".
I only wonder that can happen if Hollywood finally replaces Indian slaves with AI and bad actors with their AI+CGI versions? Will it be 5 hours of CGI with constant bad dialogs during it and each new series will come on Monday?
Tomorrowland
It is impossible to write or make complete list about things wrong with this film, as everything is wrong and out of place. Trashy "future" presented to idiots as heaven, same usual stories of abstract global warming, nuclear destruction, saving planet. Guys, remember prophecy - planet is fine, we are fucked! (c)
Trash
Capitalist elites wrote and filmed fairy tale how they want you to "fight" with corruption.
Who Am I - No System Is Safe
Another thing about "hackers" (as totally dope directors and script authors see them).
Mix from shit, piss, cock, motherfucker and tits.
Papa ou maman
Example of horrible trash "comedy"
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Horrible shit for small children written by 3 year old.
San Andreas
What happens if you write lame story, hire wrong director, not suitable actors and even save on some SFX? This!
All is bright
Utter mess.
I got roped into watching 50 Shades of Grey, By far, that was the worst piece of crap movie I've ever seen. I can't imagine anyone enjoying that film.
Southpaw
Perfect example of meaningless stuff.
Everything from start to finish is wrong, inaccurate, bad and about someone who deserve it all.
Self/less
May be not so bad idea, badly executed and turned into bunch of events happening with people for whom you do not care.
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