A priest is giving a young nun a lift home from church one day... and as he's shifting gears, he rests his hand on the nun's knee... The young nun looks up at the priest and says: "Father, remember Luke 14:10."
-The priest withdraws his hand, embarrassed.
Next time they stop at a light, he places his hand a little higher up on her thigh. The nun says: "Remember Luke 14:10, Father."
The priest apologizes: "The flesh is weak", he says...
So he drops her off and when he gets home, he reaches for his Bible and he flips to Luke 14:10 and read:
"Friend, come up higher, then shalt thou have glory."
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