There's no category for ego, so this one goes in "off topic" - An interview with PV's self-appointed expert on everything.

Q: Shian, are you really as much of an arrogant asshole in person as you are on the forums?

A: You've spent a lot of time around me. Do you think I'm an arrogant?

Q: No, I think... Wait, did you just ask yourself to ask yourself a question about yourself? Doesn't that seem incredibly egotistical?

A: Probably. Answer the question.

Q: Well... Outspoken? Definitely. Opinionated? Absolutely. Arrogant? Well, I could see how you might come off that way, but it's only because you care so much.

A: About what?

Q: Gremlins.

A: Right... Wait, did you say Gremlins? You mean, like, "Gremlins" the movie?

Q: No. Little people. Like the ones in the" Wizard of Oz."

A: Oh, you mean dwarves. They're called dwarves.

Q: No, not all of them. Some are just people in midget suits.

A: Are you high right now?

Q: Does it show?

A: A little. But seriously, how did we get on this subject anyway?

Q: I'm just terrified of Gremlins.

A: Are we talking about the m--?

Q: No, little people! They freak me out... and they kinda turn me on a little. Ever been with one?

A: Not since college. Why are you afraid of little people?

Q: Why, if I'm the "Q" in this scenario, are you asking all the fucking questions?

A: Does it bother you?

Q: A little. Seems awfully arrogant.