If you're adamant about bringing a Resume here, just make sure it's accurate. It probably will not help very much with getting any serious internship, but having one probably won't hurt. Include as much hard production experience as you've had, even if that means PA experience.

What will get you an internship is having a stash of money to rely on, and not being paid at all to intern; we love free help.

What kind of internship are you looking for?

They probably need to know that you indeed are a student who will receive course credit for the time you put in. Other than that, just list any relevant education, accomplishments, and skills. A reference from a professor or somebody who can vouch for your skills and character might be helpful too. Beyond the resume, you might want to practice your interview skills - how well you come off personality-wise counts for a lot, and sometimes will get you places where your technical skills alone cannot.

Self-taught experience is fine. I assume that you have finished some kind of project(s) that you have initiated on your own or with the help of some friends - this is your experience, so succinctly describe the position(s) you were responsible for. Use action words like "directed", "produced", "operated", "managed", "assisted", "facilitated", etc. Treat any completed work of yours, no matter how small, like it was a previous job. Speak of it in terms that show it was a meaningful experience for you and not just "something we threw together over the summer" kind of thing. Your prospective "employer" knows you are just starting off and may lack a wealth of formal experience. But if you can convey a spirit of taking initiative and DIY know-how, that should make you look pretty good.

Cool, you'll be fine since you do have projects under your belt. This puts you in the category of actual filmmaker as opposed to the many who talk about doing something but haven't yet done so. This puts you at an advantage when it comes time to interview. Be professional, personable, courteous, enthusiastic, friendly (but not ingratiatingly so), and stay focused on your accomplishments and how those experiences make you the most valuable candidate from the pool of interns they have to choose from. Good luck! Oh, and always express appreciation to anybody who is helpful to you. Film industry people thrive on being recognized and will think highly of you for your expressions of gratitude.

I live not too far from the Miracle Mile area - if you have any questions about this place, just PM me.

Got an internship at a rental house. Seems good so far. At least I'm not cooped up answering phones in a production office like most of my peers.

Ditto!