firmware upgrade - things to do while you wait

do a psicologic analises of all your life, including good and bad moments to try to become a better person.

close your eyes and put your hands over the ears, turn down the head and forget the world for 3 minutes and 30 seconds (do not open the eyes to spy the green bar, you must be trained to feel when it is done)

practice all yoga positions to avoid anxiousity, be careful to not get more anxious when doing yoga

read all posts, pages and topics of P-V twice each and turn yourself into a videografer expert (including faq).

watch all porn videos of pornhub hidden from your wife until you get sick of sex and do not want to make sex never more

smoke two packs of cigarretes

drink a bottle of wisky or five wines or ten beer (do not touch any button of the camera)

why I just have one original battery?

keep thinking: why panasonic do this to me? and perceive that this is a open source gift because and they could not give it already done in camera due to be afraid of sony drops a bomb in panasonic factory - then you perceive that panasonic did the open source firmware waiting someone to hack it to start a revolution in consumer cameras and today we have lots of almost good mirrorless and dslr. thanks panasonic for makes me losing time in hack patches, I am making history!!!

keep doing reflections about money. does money controls me, or do I control money? am I a cheapskate or an eccentric? am I a thightfisted or a welfare person? oh god, how many good things I could do with the money I spent in gear addiction... this kind of reflections happens while you wait firmware upgrade and keep looking at the donate button in P-V website at same time.

hate yourself for not being in a dancing party and feel like a geek nerd with a growing belly fat

try to write a script and feel the fail to not be talented as woody allen

why are you trying to find the G-series m43 GSpot instead of your wife gspot and keep thinking that she does not understand you

promise for 3 minutes and 30 seconds that this is the last time you do this

read the holy bible

read the holy bible again, all pages, you feel read to become a priest

asking yourself: why am I trying to get alexa image quality in a consumer camera, (do not think of suicide due to never put your hands in an alexa, remember that alexa is a name for sexy and mitologic women that you will never have sex with)

sudenly you perceive that you did not change the battery to do the firmware upgrade and there is a chinese battery inside the camera and the green bar is in the beginning - you do not know what do do, keep watching or go away, your heart almost explode) 3 minutes and 30 seconds turns into an year.

why I just have one original battery?

feel bad that you are working for free in something that is not important for your audience, common people does not care about image quality so much and you know this

hate vimeo and youtube so much because the image compression is not enough to show the gh2 image quality and dream of a theater presentation where you will be the glorious director, but then BUM, firmware upgrade is done and you listen the camera noise and go back to reality, your work office/room is your cave.

to do fisical exercices and become strong as rambo, it is possible to burn 2500 kilo calories in the firmware upgrade time

write 10 chapters for a web series, firmware upgrade is so long time while you wait, enough time to write scripts and you will die before shoot all you had written

do the turn round around the world in a ballon, for people who develop patches the firmware upgrade takes long time, more than 80 days, maybe you will have enough time to learn to speak other languages also

grab a snack, better, buy all the supermarket itens and it will not be enough

eat an apple and an orange in an attempt to be healty for 3 minutes and 30 seconds

talk by phone to all your ex girlfriends asking for company for firmware upgrade waiting, or trying to understand why things got wrong, just like the high fidelity movie

than you perceive that all your ex girlfriends ara already in a new relationship with a guy who does not care for image quality.

you feel the most alone person in the world, sometimes talking to yourself, sometimes talking to the camera. you look at the walls, you look to your lenses, but there is no human beings around.

your wife left you, before the firmware upgrade finish there is enough time for her to meet someone else and get married, there is still time for you watch her new wedding video done with a hacked gh2.

watch all the movies in the triumph of meaness topic to learn what not to do, maybe you will learn that patch developing is something not to do, there are some geek nerds around there to do it for you for free. do not feel upset asking yourself why this movie is in triumph of meaness just because you like the movie and do not have enough courage to say.

feel like an idiot improving and old camera already obsolet

prepare your curriculum vitae to send to all camera factory saying you are the best h264 expert

why I just have one original battery?

charging the only one original battery is when you get sick, you just dont know what to do. you walk in circle same way the animated cartoons characters does when waiting the pregnant wife to do the parturition of the new the baby in the hospital

death charts turns into a mental labirint that you try to escape in a nightmare, just for 3 minutes and 30 seconds...

deat charts movie keep zooming in and out in front of you in your mind all the time, you feel crazy

you just perceive that you cannot do anything instead of keep looking into the camera lcd, you try to read, you try to play your classic guitar, you try to talk to wife and children, but your mind is hacked

you feel like a hero but than you perceive you cannot fly, this is a camera, not a jet, and you cannot fly yourself like superman, you are a common nerd

firmware upgrade is enough time to listen vivaldi four seasons until you know how to write all the partiture notes for all instruments

listen all the 100 top best rock and roll of all times musics to put stress away and the firmware upgrade did not finish yet

the green bar is green because green is a color that makes you wait without explode your brain.

why am I not making money? 3 minutes and 30 seconds of firmware upgrade is so long that you could do a million selling sandwiches

you keep thinking how many times this camera can handle a firmware upgrade before get completely locked down

you feel good in a similar way that a kitchen worker feels when find the correct amount of salt grains to put in the food.

why I just have one original battery

you are a budist and the firmware upgrade time is the best thing in the world, time to meditation, to listen indian music and feel the universe energy surrounding you, you feel in heaven.

then you see the beautiful image in the screen and you feel good and forget every firmware upgrade...