Hollywood finally landed on its knees with two red lightsabers above its neck.

Big committee after hundreds of user polls and closed screenings decided precise final Star Wars chapter plot, letter by letter had been voted and replaced.

All the risks had been calculated and weighted by best Wall Street analyst, conclusion - it zero percentage of risks and hence zero percentage of any original content.

Some money that had been left after such expensive enterprise had been spent on nice Indian driven CGI.

With series of electric shocks John Williams had been temporary awaken and dictated new 15 notes length sequence.

And, of course, at least 70% of the budget will go into marketing and paid reviews.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

Movie is way to tell a story, not to exploit tens of thousands of CGI monkeys and eject millions tons of CO2 into atmosphere to do empty CGI shite.

And in the final scene Palpatine finally fucked Skywalker family.